1 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,133 Ah, good evening, everyone. 2 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:37,200 Not all here yet, then, I see? 3 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,367 Ah, well, not to worry. 4 00:00:39,467 --> 00:00:40,700 Ah, good evening, Giovanni. 5 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,067 Oh, Is not good anything. 6 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,600 Why, What's the matter? 7 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,233 I've got a terrible overhang. 8 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:47,733 The word is hangover. 9 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:49,267 Well, whatever it is, I've got it. 10 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:51,500 I drank too much vino at lunchtime. 11 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,233 Oh, it's fatal to drink at midday. 12 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:55,500 Oh, good evening, Max. 13 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,433 Oh, please, don't speak too loud. 14 00:00:57,533 --> 00:01:00,767 I am thinking you have been also looking on the wine 15 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:02,100 too much. 16 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,933 That's the trouble. 17 00:01:04,033 --> 00:01:05,967 He's not looking, he's drinking, like me. 18 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,733 Why did you drink so much? 19 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:11,633 It was the feast of my patron saint, St. Maximilian. 20 00:01:11,733 --> 00:01:12,933 So we had a drink. 21 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:15,600 Then we drink to my patron, St. Giovanni. 22 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,233 Then we have a drink for my patriarch. 23 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:18,867 Then one for the Pope-- - Archimedes-- 24 00:01:18,967 --> 00:01:19,800 Leonardo da Vinci-- 25 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:20,733 Madame Curie-- 26 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:21,833 Sophia Loren-- 27 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:26,000 And after that, I remember nothing. 28 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,133 Me neither. 29 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,300 You'd better go and sit down gently. 30 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,100 Excuse me, please. 31 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,267 Ah! 32 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:42,067 That way. 33 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:43,600 Ali, What are you doing? 34 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,433 I'm checking with my compass. 35 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:46,467 Checking what? 36 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:49,567 I wanting to find out where is Mecca. 37 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:51,000 Hey, I know where Mecca is. 38 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:54,700 It's a big dance place in Hammersmith. 39 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,633 Ah, you spaghetti head. 40 00:01:56,733 --> 00:01:58,467 You are not understanding. 41 00:01:58,567 --> 00:01:59,900 I'm explaining to you. 42 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,767 Tomorrow I'm having the honor of leading 43 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:04,567 the prayer in our holy mosque. 44 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:08,567 So tonight, I'm going to have a practice after the class. 45 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:09,967 Waste of time. 46 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:12,900 The Sikh religion is the true faith! 47 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,100 That's not true. 48 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,033 Catholic religion is true faith. 49 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:20,200 Roman Catholic-- 50 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:21,633 What about Greek Orthodox? 51 00:02:21,733 --> 00:02:23,500 What about Martin Luther? 52 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:24,633 Shinto. 53 00:02:24,733 --> 00:02:25,567 Buddha. 54 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:26,467 Religion not true. 55 00:02:26,567 --> 00:02:27,433 Only state is true. 56 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:32,267 Settle down, everyone. 57 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:33,700 Sit down. 58 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,067 Actually, you're all wrong. 59 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,100 According to the Bible, the original true faith 60 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,433 was the Jewish one. 61 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,867 - I don't believe it. - It's true. 62 00:02:39,967 --> 00:02:40,967 It's Holy Writ. 63 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:44,467 Who writ it? 64 00:02:44,567 --> 00:02:46,200 Holy Writ is the Bible. 65 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,800 Yeah, you can't believe everything 66 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,333 you read in the Bible. - No? 67 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:50,467 Why not? 68 00:02:50,567 --> 00:02:53,233 Well, some of it's, how you say, fairy's tales. 69 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:54,800 You take that Adam and Eve. 70 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:55,933 Now, you're not going to tell me it 71 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:59,100 was only an apple he was after. 72 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,533 Yeah, I know what he was after. 73 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:07,367 I'm sure you do, but we won't pursue that. 74 00:03:07,467 --> 00:03:08,800 You're here to improve your English, 75 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,367 not disprove the Bible. 76 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:11,833 Danielle is late this evening. 77 00:03:11,933 --> 00:03:13,733 However, we'll carry on without her. 78 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:15,033 As you know, in a few weeks' time 79 00:03:15,133 --> 00:03:16,733 you will all be taking your lower Cambridge, 80 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:19,533 so tonight I thought I'd give you an oral examination. 81 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,533 You are wanting to look at our tooths? 82 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:25,067 No, I mean that I'm to go 'round the class and ask you 83 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:26,400 all to give me some answers and hope 84 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,100 that I get some correct ones. 85 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,667 We are having a quiz. 86 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:30,900 Yes, sort of. 87 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,400 Like Mr. Mind. 88 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,500 Mastermind. 89 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,000 Yes, please. 90 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,700 Actually, that's not a bad idea, Ali. 91 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,133 Let's make it competitive. 92 00:03:39,233 --> 00:03:41,100 We'll have a knockout competition. 93 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,500 You mean like the big punch? 94 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,500 Only verbally. 95 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,167 I'll go 'round the class and whoever 96 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,667 fails to answer a question correctly drops out, all right? 97 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:50,000 Now, where should we start? 98 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,233 Yes, Jamila. 99 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:53,867 I'll give you an easy one to start with. 100 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,233 What is the plural of goose? 101 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:57,167 Goose. 102 00:03:57,267 --> 00:03:59,567 Yes, one goose, two-- 103 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:00,667 Gooses? 104 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:03,467 She's knockered out. 105 00:04:03,567 --> 00:04:05,567 Jamila, the plural of goose is geese. 106 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:08,000 - Oha, geese. - We won't count that. 107 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:10,400 Let's have another one. 108 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,267 Let me see. 109 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:14,533 What is the opposite of good? 110 00:04:14,633 --> 00:04:16,633 Not good. 111 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:18,567 I would have preferred you to have said bad, 112 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:19,700 but we'll accept that. 113 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,933 All right. 114 00:04:21,033 --> 00:04:24,000 Giovanni, what is an epistle? 115 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,533 That's easy. 116 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,000 An epistle is the wife of an apostle. 117 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,567 That's you out. 118 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:34,633 I'm wrong? 119 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,533 Yes. 120 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:37,067 An epistle is a letter. 121 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:40,300 Max, give me another word for forward. 122 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,033 Macdonald. 123 00:04:41,133 --> 00:04:42,433 Macdonald? 124 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:45,433 Yeah, he plays forward for Arsenal. 125 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:46,933 I don't mean that kind of forward. 126 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:50,533 Another word for the moving forward. 127 00:04:50,633 --> 00:04:51,467 Advance? 128 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:52,367 Advance, yes. 129 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:53,333 Good, well done. 130 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:56,467 Anna, another word for debunk. 131 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:57,400 Debed. 132 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:02,167 No, Anna, it means to ridicule. 133 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:05,367 Ali, correct the following sentence. 134 00:05:05,467 --> 00:05:08,167 Last night, I am going to the cinema. 135 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:11,900 Last night I am not going to the cinema. 136 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,067 Wrong. 137 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:15,033 It is not wrong, because last night 138 00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:17,633 I'm not going anywhere at all. 139 00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:20,167 You should've said, last night I went to the cinema. 140 00:05:20,267 --> 00:05:23,333 But I'm telling you, I didn't went. 141 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:24,967 It doesn't matter whether you did or didn't. 142 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:27,767 You're out, all right? 143 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:28,967 I'm sorry I'm so late, Mr. Brown. 144 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:29,933 That's all right, Danielle. 145 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:31,100 Were you held up by the traffic? 146 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,367 No, I was held up by a man. 147 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,100 Heavens! 148 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,233 You mean a mugger? 149 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:38,100 I do not know his name. 150 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,300 But he works as a woodwork teacher here in the school. 151 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,900 One of the teachers here tried to rob you? 152 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,133 - No, not rob me. - Oh. 153 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:46,333 Well, surely not-- 154 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,333 He was trying to chat me up. 155 00:05:48,433 --> 00:05:49,167 Oh, I see. 156 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:51,533 He wanted to take me out. 157 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:54,733 You want I give him a bunch of fivers? 158 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:56,833 He is bigger than you, Max. 159 00:05:56,933 --> 00:05:59,567 Everybody's bigger than Max. 160 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:00,400 Hey! 161 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,667 Watch what you're saying, huh? 162 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:04,967 Listen, Nana Mouskouri, you don't frighten me. 163 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,400 OK, come outside. 164 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,567 All right, settle down, you two. 165 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,267 Come on. Don't worry about it, Danielle. 166 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:11,867 I'm sure that this woodwork teacher, whatever his name is, 167 00:06:11,967 --> 00:06:13,300 was only trying to be friendly. 168 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,000 But he was trying to be more than friendly. 169 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,733 He would not let me go past until I 170 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,433 agreed to have dinner with him. 171 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:21,567 He does seem to have been rather persistent. 172 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:23,100 Then, eureka. 173 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,433 I have heard you say a brainwash. 174 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:26,700 Wave. 175 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,967 Yes. 176 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:30,700 I tell him I cannot go with him because I 177 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,933 am engaged to be married. 178 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:32,833 Very good. 179 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:33,933 Quick thinking. 180 00:06:34,033 --> 00:06:35,433 There's only one problem. 181 00:06:35,533 --> 00:06:36,567 What was that? 182 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:39,933 I tell him I'm engaged to be married to you. 183 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:40,867 To me? 184 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:41,900 Yes. 185 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,267 It was a good idea, yes? 186 00:06:43,367 --> 00:06:45,867 It was a good idea, no Did anybody overhear you? 187 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:46,767 Only Gladys. 188 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:48,133 Oh, great. 189 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,300 That's worse than putting it on the news at 10:00. 190 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,733 It'll be all over the school by now. 191 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:54,600 You said Mr. Brown is engaged to his French student? 192 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:55,867 That's right. 193 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:58,133 I heard her tell Mr. Jarvis in the tea room. 194 00:06:58,233 --> 00:07:00,833 This is absolutely disgraceful. 195 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:04,400 I think he might have had the decency to tell me first. 196 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,300 Tell you? 197 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,067 Yes. 198 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:08,667 It's most inconsiderate. 199 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:10,300 Oh, dear. 200 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,900 I'm sorry, I didn't know. 201 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,500 Didn't know what? 202 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,400 Oh, nothing. 203 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,167 Nothing. 204 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:17,533 I must be getting back. 205 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,933 Oh, Gladys, did you say anything to Miss 206 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:25,667 Courtney about Danielle and me? 207 00:07:25,767 --> 00:07:26,600 Only in passing. 208 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:27,600 Oh, great. 209 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:28,533 I'd better go and check it. 210 00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:29,867 I didn't mean any harm. 211 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:31,567 I'd no idea she felt that way. 212 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:32,500 What way? 213 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,567 About you. 214 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:34,900 What are you talking about? 215 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,300 Oh, unrequited love. 216 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,233 Pardon? 217 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,100 You and her ladyship. 218 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,167 She fancies you. 219 00:07:41,267 --> 00:07:42,800 Don't be ridiculous. 220 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,367 Oh, it's true. 221 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:47,700 Oh, she was very upset when she heard about you and Danielle. 222 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,933 Gladys, I don't know where you've 223 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,100 got this ridiculous story from, but you 224 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,533 are completely mistaken. 225 00:07:51,633 --> 00:07:52,533 Oh, no, I'm not. 226 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:53,600 I heard her. 227 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:56,467 You mean she told you that she fancied me? 228 00:07:56,567 --> 00:07:59,067 Well, not in so many words, but I knew. 229 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:00,800 It was written all over her face. 230 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:01,767 I can't believe it. 231 00:08:01,867 --> 00:08:02,833 Yes. 232 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:04,967 It's not unusual, though. 233 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,200 Oh, lots of older women fall for younger men. 234 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:11,200 My sister ran off with the 30-year-old milkman. 235 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:11,933 Really? 236 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:12,900 How old was your sister? 237 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,300 65. 238 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,067 Miss Courtney's always given me the impression 239 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,633 that she didn't like me. 240 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:21,633 Oh, well, women are very funny. 241 00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:23,800 And she's at a funny age. 242 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,000 You can say that again. 243 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,433 Well, the best of luck. 244 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:28,733 Thank you. 245 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:30,300 Come to think of it, you're not far off it, yourself. 246 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:34,633 Enter. 247 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:35,967 Miss Courtney-- 248 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:39,433 Well, well, if it isn't the college Casanova. 249 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:42,067 Yes, well, I've come to explain about that. 250 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:43,967 Are you sure you can spare the time? 251 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,233 It's a complete misunderstanding. 252 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:46,933 You see, I'm not really engaged to Danielle. 253 00:08:47,033 --> 00:08:48,900 She only said that to stop one of the teachers 254 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,167 from pestering her. - Really. 255 00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:51,433 It's perfectly true. 256 00:08:51,533 --> 00:08:52,900 The chap who teaches the woodwork class 257 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,333 was trying to chat her up. 258 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:55,133 Mr. Jarvis. 259 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:56,433 Is that his name? 260 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:57,733 I've never met him. 261 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,133 Anyway, she concocted the whole thing just to get out 262 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:00,567 of an embarrassing situation. 263 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:01,800 I see. 264 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:05,533 I'm terribly sorry, especially in view of, well-- 265 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:06,800 In view of what? 266 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,333 Well, I hardly like to mention it. 267 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:10,367 Well, you have mentioned it, so you may as well continue. 268 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,933 Let me say right away that it's a perfectly 269 00:09:12,033 --> 00:09:13,433 natural thing to happen. 270 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:14,433 What is? 271 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:15,933 Well, for one person to be attracted 272 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,033 to another despite a difference in their ages. 273 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:20,867 To what two persons are you referring? 274 00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:24,567 Well, you and I. 275 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:25,933 You and I? 276 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,567 Yes. 277 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:33,300 Oh, Mr. Brown, I had no idea you felt like that about me. 278 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,433 Pardon? 279 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,633 As you said yourself, it's perfectly natural. 280 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,100 Oh, you poor dear boy. 281 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,867 No, Miss Courtney, you don't understand. 282 00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:42,500 Oh, but I do. 283 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,733 Men have always found me rather fascinating. 284 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,500 I'm sure they have, but let me explain, you see-- 285 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,700 Now, there is no need to apologize for the way you feel. 286 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,833 Yes, but I-- 287 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:51,900 Of course, it's out of the question. 288 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,233 But Miss Courtney, please-- 289 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:56,200 Now, don't start groveling. 290 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,100 You'll get over it. 291 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,800 Yes, I suppose I will. 292 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,933 And now I suggest you go and squash this foolish rumor about 293 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,767 you and your French fianc e. 294 00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:05,700 Right, I'll do that. 295 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,367 Thank you. 296 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:08,867 And Mr. Brown? 297 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,167 Yes, Miss Courtney? 298 00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:12,933 Don't worry about this awkward little affair. 299 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,767 I shan't tell a soul. 300 00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:16,667 Your secret is safe with me. 301 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,000 You're very kind. 302 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,200 Poor fellow. 303 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,100 Danielle, give us a kiss, come on. 304 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,400 Mr. Brown! 305 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,833 Danielle, why aren't you in the classroom? 306 00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:29,033 I'm trying to explain to Mr. Jarvis what 307 00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:31,367 I said between us is not true. 308 00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:34,033 Ah, it's every man for himself, is it, Brown? 309 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,533 Look, I'd appreciate it, Mr. Jarvis, 310 00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:38,233 if you stopped pestering my students, if you don't mind. 311 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,600 A bit sensitive, are we? 312 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,900 A touch of the green eye, is it? 313 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:41,833 Certainly not. 314 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,367 Well, then. 315 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:46,133 As they say in this lovely lady's land, ferme la bouche. 316 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,367 Shut your gob. 317 00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:49,000 Don't you speak to Mr. Brown like this. 318 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,067 He will be angry with you. 319 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,067 Oh, really? 320 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,500 He is not frightened of you. 321 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,600 Oh, aren't you? 322 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:54,533 Well, I-- 323 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:55,667 No, he's not. 324 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:56,967 And if you're not careful, he will hit you. 325 00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:59,000 - Danielle. - He couldn't hit a fly. 326 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,733 Look, Jarvis, I'm not in the slightest bit-- 327 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,233 And he is ready whenever you are. 328 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,200 Right. 329 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:06,600 Tonight, after class, in the yard. 330 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,700 We'll have a punchup. 331 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,633 Yeah, but-- 332 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,433 Hello, Mr. Brown. 333 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,733 Thanks, Sid. 334 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:33,733 Fancy drop of tiddly? 335 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:34,767 Hm? 336 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:35,867 - A tiddly wink. - Tiddly wink? 337 00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:36,967 - A drink. - Oh, a drink. 338 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,333 A drop of Jack na dandy. 339 00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:39,333 Jack na dandy? 340 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,267 Drop of brandy. 341 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,333 Oh. 342 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,667 Get these for the big fight. 343 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:43,600 No, thanks. 344 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:46,067 Please yourself. 345 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,967 I suppose it's all over the school? 346 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:50,400 Ah, the news has got around. 347 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,567 Hey, listen, I could give you a few tips, you know. 348 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:53,433 Tips? 349 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:54,867 Yeah, I used to read them right. 350 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:55,933 - Fight? - You've got it. 351 00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:57,033 You've got it. 352 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,367 Listen, I'll tell you what you do. 353 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,300 You put your hands up like that. 354 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,900 You stand and you start weaving. 355 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,567 All of a sudden, you do the old alley shuffle. 356 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:05,533 And then a one-two! 357 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:06,867 Oy! 358 00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:07,967 Sorry. 359 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,233 Actually, I feel rather nervous. 360 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,833 Oh, it's your naladin, isn't it? 361 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:11,900 - Naladin? - Yeah. 362 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,800 Adrenaline? 363 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,800 Oh, well you should know. 364 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,400 You should be all right once you beat him a couple of times. 365 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,900 It's him hitting me that's worrying me. 366 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,300 Perhaps if I had a quiet word with him, 367 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,767 he might forget the whole thing. 368 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,100 Listen, you can't back out now. 369 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,267 There's a principle involved. 370 00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:26,633 Well, let her fight Mr. Jarvis. 371 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:29,200 They're more evenly matched. - Yeah, but listen. 372 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,700 It's a point of honor. 373 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,000 You mustn't let Mr. Jarvis know you're frightened of him. 374 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,267 I think he knows already. 375 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:35,000 Oh, well. 376 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,000 I'll see you later. 377 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:36,900 Don't forget the old one-two. 378 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,967 Right, right, thanks. 379 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,067 Professore-- 380 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,500 - Hello, Giovanni. - This fight. 381 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,367 What about it? 382 00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:44,200 Well, we show you how to win. 383 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:47,400 When you get in the ring, first you smash him in the stomach. 384 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,533 And when his head comes down, you knee him under the chin. 385 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,667 No, no, no, no, no. 386 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:53,833 That better. 387 00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,667 Chop. 388 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:56,767 No, no, no, no. 389 00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:58,000 Look. 390 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,667 First you hit him in the throat, and then 391 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:00,700 you bust him in the stomach. 392 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,100 All right, all right, that'll do. 393 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,267 There's no need for any more fighting. 394 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,000 You're here to learn English. 395 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,467 Don't forget why you're here. 396 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:09,600 Right. 397 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,433 And now who haven't I asked a question so far? 398 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:12,667 Right. 399 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:15,267 Su-Lee, give me the comparative and the superlative 400 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,333 of the following adjective, all right? 401 00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:18,533 Rude. 402 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,033 Lewd, lewder, lewdest. 403 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,000 Light-- right. 404 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,167 Ranjeet, compete the following proverb. 405 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,833 A bird in the hand-- 406 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,633 Makes mess on your wrist. 407 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,800 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 408 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,333 You're out. 409 00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:39,433 Right, Danielle. 410 00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:42,700 Explain the meaning of the word illiterate. 411 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:47,033 That is someone whose parents are not married. 412 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,933 Danielle, that's illegitimate. 413 00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,367 Sorry. - Oh. 414 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:51,100 Juan. 415 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,367 S , Se or. 416 00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:54,067 Give me the opposite of the following words. 417 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,133 Ready? - Not ready. 418 00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:56,533 I haven't started. 419 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:58,367 I have started. 420 00:13:58,467 --> 00:13:59,300 Juan! 421 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,800 I lost. 422 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,733 That's enough. 423 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,333 Eh-- that's not enough. 424 00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,267 Stop. 425 00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:05,033 Go. 426 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,000 Sit down! 427 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,000 Stand up. 428 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,333 Oh, somebody stop him, please. 429 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:09,933 Silencio. 430 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,367 Hey, I do good, huh? 431 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,667 Yes, good. 432 00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:13,967 Yo soy un talento. 433 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,300 All right, Taro. 434 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,567 Ah so. 435 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,733 Give me the following tenses of the verb "to move". 436 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:24,600 Past perfect, the present perfect, the past continuous. 437 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,800 Well, say something, Taro. 438 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,733 I am out. 439 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,133 Right. 440 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,367 Who have we got left in? 441 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:39,133 Well, let's see how many of you can survive another round. 442 00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:41,700 Jamila, can you count up to 10? 443 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,067 Tea? 444 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,933 Count up to 10, 1-2-3. 445 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,867 Ek, do, teen, chaar, paanch, chhah, saat, aaath, nou, das. 446 00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:50,200 No, in English. 447 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:57,300 One, two, four-- 448 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,867 Three. 449 00:14:58,967 --> 00:14:59,800 Six-- 450 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,333 Four! 451 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,633 Sorry, Jamila. 452 00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:06,200 Max, give me another word and explain to me what-- 453 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,533 what is the meaning of syntax. 454 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:10,767 Is it a tax you pay when you go to the church? 455 00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:17,100 No, it means sentence construction. 456 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,000 Su-Lee, spell democracy. 457 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,767 C-H-I-N-A. 458 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,867 And I suppose if I'd asked you to spell dictatorship, 459 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,100 you'd have spelt out England? 460 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,067 Or America. 461 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,000 Well, Juan. 462 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,300 That leaves only you. 463 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,033 If you can answer the next question correctly, 464 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,533 you will be the brain of the class, 465 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:38,500 which doesn't say an awful lot for the rest of them. 466 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,200 Por favor? 467 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,233 Here is your question. 468 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,800 What is another name for a valley between two mountains? 469 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,467 - Valley between two mountains. - S . 470 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,400 Yes. 471 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,500 Eh-- pass. 472 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,400 Right. 473 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,300 Yes. 474 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,800 I win. 475 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,367 I am the big talento, big brain. 476 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:13,267 Yeah, it goes with your big head. 477 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:14,667 All right, all right. 478 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:15,933 Don't start. 479 00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:16,867 Please. 480 00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:17,967 Thank you, sit down. 481 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,067 Ex-squeeze me please, Mr. Brown. 482 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:19,967 Yes, Ali. 483 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,233 It is home-going time? 484 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,633 Yeah, well not quite. 485 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,967 But you are wanting to get ready for your big fight 486 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,500 tonight with the woodpecker teacher? 487 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,167 We are wanting to be there in time 488 00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:32,200 to see you knock the stuffing out of him. 489 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,067 There's not going to be any fight. 490 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:35,967 You don't mean that. 491 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,267 I do. 492 00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,367 Santa Maria, what about all the money we paid? 493 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,467 Money? 494 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:43,900 You mean you've been betting on the result? 495 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,100 Sure! 496 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,033 We all put in one pound each. 497 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,500 What, 10 pounds on me to win? 498 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,267 No. 499 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:52,000 We back the other fellow. 500 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:52,933 Thanks a lot. 501 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,133 Nah, I'm only joking. 502 00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:56,100 Sure we back you to win. 503 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,967 You ready, then? 504 00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,600 - Ready? - Yeah. 505 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,367 For the fight. - Ah, yes. 506 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,700 The fight. 507 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,467 Look, could I have a word with you, Mr. Jarvis, outside? 508 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,067 Well? 509 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,067 Look, we're both reasonable men. 510 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,900 I'm not. 511 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,667 I'm sure we can settle this amicably. 512 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,600 I'm sure we can. 513 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,733 Oh, good. 514 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,000 After I've knocked your block off. 515 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,033 Ah, just the two persons I wanted to see. 516 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,700 What's all this I hear about a fight? 517 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,033 Just a private matter between Mr. Brown and meself. 518 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,433 Nonsense. 519 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:29,733 It's common knowledge throughout the whole school. 520 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,100 Now step into my office, shut the door behind you, 521 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,667 and take heed, for I shall not tell you again. 522 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:38,800 I will not have members of my staff brawling in public. 523 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,933 I absolutely forbid it. - You do? 524 00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,700 - Most definitely. - Oh, good. 525 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,833 I mean, oh, what a pity. 526 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:44,900 I was quite looking forward to it. 527 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,167 That's not the impression I got. 528 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:48,667 Do you mean to tell me that you were actually 529 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,300 looking forward to this fight? 530 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,400 Oh, yes. 531 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,700 Besides, there was a point of honor at stake. 532 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,067 What point of honor? 533 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,000 This person insulted Miss Danielle Favre. 534 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,900 He forced his attentions on her. 535 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,133 I see. 536 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:03,567 Male chauvinism, eh, Mr. Jarvis? 537 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,367 Well, why not? 538 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,667 Women like to be dominated. 539 00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:06,633 Nonsense. 540 00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:08,833 Oh, come now, Miss Courtney. 541 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:11,100 Man is by nature the hunter. 542 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,933 Oh, well, this puts an entirely different 543 00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:15,200 complexion on the matter. - It does? 544 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,600 Yes. 545 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:20,533 Much as I abhor fighting, I feel that under the circumstances, 546 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,800 perhaps your motives were justified. 547 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,067 Oh! 548 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,400 We can have our little punchup in the yard. 549 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,767 Certainly not. 550 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,133 Oh, thank goodness. 551 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,700 You will settle your differences in a much more 552 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,700 civilized and sporting manner. 553 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,067 Oh, I quite agree. 554 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:38,300 How about a game of chess? 555 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,967 The school has a perfectly good gymnasium. 556 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,400 If you must knock each other about, 557 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,800 I suggest you do it there, tomorrow night, after class. 558 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,367 Where is Mr. Brown? 559 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,267 He's just putting his gloves on. 560 00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,600 Oh, here he comes now. 561 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,233 Sit down, please. 562 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,367 I have something for you. 563 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:11,233 What's that? 564 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,600 If you put this in his clothes, 565 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:13,967 you'll break 566 00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,200 Yeah, and probably my wrists, too. 567 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,067 No, thank you. - Excuse, please. 568 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,667 No, Taro, you do that after each round. 569 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:26,833 All right! 570 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:27,733 All right. 571 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,133 Gentlemen, please. 572 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:30,567 Quiet, please. 573 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:34,833 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a three-round contest. 574 00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:36,333 Three minutes each round. 575 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:40,067 On my right, from the woodwork department, Nigel Jarvis. 576 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:49,367 And on my left, from the language class, Jeremy Brown. 577 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,067 Now listen, I want a good, clean fight. 578 00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,300 Remember this. 579 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,233 I want no scratching, holding, gouging, 580 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,233 hitting below the belt. Shake hands now 581 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,300 and come out fighting. 582 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:09,833 Second out. 583 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:14,767 Good luck, Mr. Brown. 584 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,667 Where's the stool? 585 00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:31,633 No, it isn't over yet. 586 00:20:35,533 --> 00:20:38,167 He's supposed to be having a fight, not a dance. 587 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:03,700 Why don't you stand and fight? 588 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,267 All right, you've asked for it. 589 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:08,500 I'll give you the old alley shuffle. 590 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,900 And the old one-two. 591 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,900 One-- two-- 592 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,800 Three. 593 00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:22,333 One, two, three, four, five, six, 594 00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,067 Other corner. 595 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,167 Big poof. 596 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:35,967 You are getting him very worried. 597 00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:37,667 Yeah, he's worried he's going to kill me. 598 00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:39,633 We're going to lose our money. 599 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,767 We gotta do something. 600 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,300 I have an idea. 601 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,733 Hey, that's a good idea. 602 00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:56,700 Hey, Mr. Woodwork, you box real good, you know. 603 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,467 Thanks. 604 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,733 Listen, you box before? 605 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:02,167 Aye, once or twice. 606 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:04,600 I don't reckon your Mr. Brown stands much of a chance. 607 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,167 Oh, maybe. 608 00:22:06,267 --> 00:22:08,533 Somehow I don't think I'd like to be in your shoes, you know? 609 00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:09,933 Yeah, I know. 610 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:25,333 One, two, three, four, five, six. 611 00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:35,633 Oh, good evening, everyone. 612 00:22:35,733 --> 00:22:36,567 Hooray! 613 00:22:39,933 --> 00:22:42,633 Mr. Brown, I want to thank you, what you did last night. 614 00:22:42,733 --> 00:22:44,033 You were so brave. 615 00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,767 It was nothing, really. 616 00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:46,800 Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown! 617 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,500 - What is it? - Oh, blimey. 618 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,233 He's at it again. 619 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,367 Who's at it again? 620 00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:52,967 That woodpecker teacher, Mr. Jarvis. 621 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,633 He's making advantageous to Jamila. 622 00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:56,633 Advances? 623 00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:57,867 Yes, please. 624 00:22:57,967 --> 00:22:59,933 So I'm giving him kick in his backside, 625 00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:02,433 and now he's challenging me to a punchup. 626 00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:03,567 Oh, not again. 627 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:04,967 I don't think you should go through with it, Ali. 628 00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:06,133 I mean, with all due respect, you're 629 00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:08,033 not as experienced as I am. 630 00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:10,000 That is what I am thinking. 631 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,733 So I'm telling this to Mr. Jarvis. 632 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,167 Good. 633 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:16,267 The fight is taking place tonight in the gymnasium. 634 00:23:16,367 --> 00:23:18,967 I'm sorry, I thought you said you weren't fighting him. 635 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:20,333 Oh, no, not me. 636 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:25,633 But I'm naming you as my substitute.